"I always have fun when I'm with you"-Barney
Sorry I'm late! Life happened over the weekend and I had some crazy stuff I was pondering. Ya'll didn't want to see me review this episode as an emotional wreck, trust me. And boy did this episode not help at all to soothe my aching feelings! But more on that later, I want to get started.
Ted. Oh Teddy Boy. Can we just admit that the guy is seriously hopeless (not the club) at this point in the show? And what is worse about this is that I say it every season. Ted is impossibly forever alone, even more so than I am! And the writers don't even try to tell us otherwise. We saw here that Ted has basically always been a lonely, sad person who really just listens to other people's ideas and has never achieved anything all on this own. This segment was just downright depressing. Thank the Gods that Ted has friends like Barney and Robin who can get married for the sake of him finally meeting his wife at their wedding.
-"That's like 49 in perv years" "69. Self five!"
-The Golden Oldies? Not gonna lie, it creeped me out a little bit.
-Lebron jokes. Yes.
-The guy handing out coupons in the hot dog costume...who Marshall is scared of. It's not cool to see a hot dog with a face.
-The re-return of Teddy Westside, and the soup from "Challenge Accepted."
-So Marshall's boss is Honeywell now, not Cootes? I couldn't tell you which I like better, but the short people jokes made me laugh. I'm up there with Marshall and Brad, a 5'9 female, so I liked it.
-"I want you to be my strip club agent!" "What is wrong with you?" "Well, I just figured I'd ask--" "No, I'm talking to myself because for some reason I really wanna do that!"
-"Say it you beast! Say I'm 6'1!" "Maybe if you stood on top of that pot of gold you have at the end of your rainbow!" YES! Guys, HIMYM is giving me some really bad ideas.
-Barney and Robin=Perfect. Wait, did I say that already?
-Brad. It's always nice to see old characters again.
Anyway! Sorry this was late, I love you guys, stay your perfect, hilarious selves and I will see you next Monday!